I’ve been getting the Cialis/Viagra emails in my inbox for a while now. I begun to think they’re one of the steps on the checklist to set up an Internet connection.

Cable modem set up? Check.
Wireless router? Check.
Email account? Check.
Viagra spam emails? Check.
Welcome to the Internet.

Anyway, these particular ads I’ve been getting really crack me up. It appears that the companies marketing these products have outsourced their email ad designs overseas to individuals who have a very tenuous grasp of the English language.

It appears I have been missing out on “new fills” in my sexual life. It’s a good thing they have “this month big discount sale.”

Funny, when I saw the pictures of those smiling couples, the first thing I thought was “Whay they are so happy?” It apears they are happy “becourse the have no problem in sexual life.”

So how many of these emails do you get a day?

Comments

17 Responses to “Funny Cialis / Viagra ads”

  1. CJ Mills on June 20th, 2008 9:11 am

    apparently I’m not the only one who has a hard time with spelling errors…haha

    CJ Millss last blog post..Dealing With Bad News

  2. anonymous on June 20th, 2008 9:32 am

    (About previous post)
    ha ha ha!
    A “hard” time alright! But only if you take the pill!

  3. Mandy on June 20th, 2008 9:45 am

    I’ve never opened those emails, but get about 5 a day.

    I think it’s funny that they say “Hot” price…there’s nothing hot about having to take a pill and wait an hour. =(

    Mandys last blog post..Family night.

  4. Nick on June 20th, 2008 10:12 am

    That is hilarious!
    I don’t get a lot of the Viagra/Cialis adds, maybe one a month. I am probably still on the dial up internet plan and am not allowed to get those advanced services with all of the Big Discount sales.

    I get more of the Dearest Brother from Sister Ethel, I have 80 Billion Dollars I want to give you type emails. If the media knew who I was they would have me listed as the richest man in the world :)
    Nicks last blog post..“Hi, My Name is Nick and I Am A…

  5. Brad Ruggles on June 20th, 2008 10:54 am

    @CJ - Nice pun. I was wondering who would be the first to pull that one.

    @Mandy - Agreed

    @Nick - Oh yeah, I get my fair share of those as well. My brother actually replied to one and led the scammers on for a couple of weeks making them think he was going to send them money. Nothing more fun than scamming a scammer. :-)

  6. anonymous on June 20th, 2008 11:09 am

    he he… “Pull that one”

  7. Brad Ruggles on June 20th, 2008 11:15 am

    Ok, anonymous…step forward. Show yourself. :-)

  8. Michael on June 20th, 2008 11:52 am

    I get too many. I just emptied my spam folder about fifteen minutes ago, and I already have another 20 spam messages.

  9. Brad Ruggles on June 20th, 2008 12:30 pm

    @Michael - yeah, don’t you just love that about email?

  10. portorikan on June 20th, 2008 1:28 pm

    Hmmm, decisions, decisions.

    I think I’ll go with erection pack #2 please.

    Thank you.

    portorikans last blog post..You Waste Time Like a Grandfather Clock

  11. brent(inWorship) on June 20th, 2008 4:24 pm

    Hmmm…I don’t get these ads, but not sure I’d need them :)

    I do however get the “please call me, I need a friend” all the time.

    brent(inWorship)s last blog post..Your Prayer

  12. evan on June 20th, 2008 4:59 pm

    i try and forward mine to my friends.

    evans last blog post..Remodeling. Family Room

  13. Adam on June 20th, 2008 6:38 pm

    We dont get those type of emails but we keep getting the “i will wire you 50 million dollars.. can you help me” type things. I actually just read something on msnbc.com about all the Viagra commercials and how they are talking over the TV.

    Adams last blog post..Room 318

  14. junthit on June 20th, 2008 6:55 pm

    I dont know how many but i never check my bulk folder right now. i always told to all of my friends to dont send me a link or i will not read their mails.

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  15. Lisa Feather on June 20th, 2008 8:04 pm

    I actually get quite a few of these and wonder if I should save these emails for when I may need them in 30-40 years! What do you think?

    Lisa
    http://www.thefourfeathers.blogspot.com

    Lisa Feathers last blog post..Journey of a Transformation…

  16. Nick on June 20th, 2008 9:43 pm

    I don’t need those, thank you very much. Oh, wait… you asked how many Cialis/Viagra ADS do we have a day… too many.

    Nicks last blog post..Sneak Peek

  17. brent(inWorship) on June 21st, 2008 4:15 pm

    Haha! Guess what I got today.

    brent(inWorship)s last blog post..Him vs. Her…Cars In The Rain

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