Bittersweet Valentines
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Will you be lamenting over past romances this Valentines Day? Haven’t figured out a way to get back at that kid from high school who broke your heart into a million pieces? Well, now there is. Pick up a tin of BitterSweet Valentines candy and drop it in the mail.
Like the ubiquitous candy conversation hearts, BitterSweets are made of flavored, chalky-tasting sugar and sport a message on their face. But unlike other candy hearts, these are stamped with bitter musings and mockeries for those remembering bitter, broken romances.
Sayings from the “Dumped” collection include I GOT SOBER, HE FIT U FAT, U LEFT SEATUP, DORKA PHOBIC, RUSSIAN BRIDE, CELEB8 THX2U, DOG IS CUTER, FORGET WE MET, KISS A FROG, HE HAS A JOB.
For those whose self-worth takes a hit on Valentines Day there’s the “Dejected” collection, TABLE FOR 1, I CRY ON Q , U C MY BLOG?, A FINE WHINE, MOMMY ISSUES, DORK MAGNET, WE HAD PLANS.
Ahh, love is in the air! Or is that the dust from chalk-candies being run over by a car?
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February 12, 2009
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Well, FINALLY!!!!
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February 12, 2009
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yeah, Funny stuff! I’ve also seen the ones that have very…. naughty messages.
Our generations version of the silly words set to Christmas Carols!
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February 12, 2009
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Um…wow, that’s funny and sad at the same time. I do like the toilet seat one, though. lol
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February 12, 2009
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Lol. Love it!!
Where can I get some?
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February 12, 2009
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oh those are too funny. yeah, there are several past guys i’d like to give those to. lol!
:):)
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February 14, 2009
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LOL… these are so funny!!
do you know if i can get them here in the UK??