Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”
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I don’t normally forward, let alone post, these email-forward-style lists. But when Chad Twittered about this yesterday I was laughing like a teenager who first discovered the fortune cookie “in bed” joke. By now you know I’m a Star Wars fan so maybe that’s why I found this so funny. Turns out you can get some pretty funny stuff if you replace a single word from Star Wars quotes with the word “pants.” Enjoy.
Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With “Pants”
I find your lack of pants disturbing.- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- Your pants, you will not need them.
- Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- The Force is strong in my pants.
- You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
- In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
- Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
- I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
- Pull up! All pants pull up!
- A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master…
- I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
- That blast came from the pants! That thing’s operational!
- He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
- I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
- The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
- Looks like someone’s beginning to take an interest in your pants.
- “I want them alive. No pants.” -Vader
- Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
- Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
- Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
- Han’ll have those pants down – we’ve gotta give him more time!
- He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants
- It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants
- I felt a great disturbance in the Pants
- Have you been in many pants?
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February 18, 2009
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There is a middle schooler lurking within all of us. Some days, you just have to let him/her out! And thanks for the encouragement yesterday.
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Honey, honey, honey….
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I find your lack of pants disturbing too.
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February 18, 2009
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hello.. I have reverted to being in 5th grage.
hahah.. they were great.
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February 18, 2009
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Haha, I love the graphic at the top. Bonus points if you had put pants on Darth Vader
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February 18, 2009
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This is very funny Brad… especially for someone from the British Isles. Our pants are not your pants
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February 18, 2009
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This reminded me — When I was a child, we would entertain ourselves in church by adding the phrase “under the bed” to every hymn in the book. Sometimes we couldn’t control our laughter, but it was my mother’s own fault for teaching us about this trick.
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P.S. Whatever you do — DON’T teach this trick to your kids!
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This is best post I’ve read all week. Love it. Although I don’t recommend reading it while eating tea – I just about choked on my pizza.
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February 18, 2009
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@ Juli what’s a hymn book?
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February 18, 2009
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Ha! I’m not a big Star Wars fan, but I really like pants…this is hilarious!
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February 19, 2009
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I seriously think this is the first time I have commented or even visited your blog. I am so happy I did. Wow. Yay for you and your pants. If I wasn’t already married…seriously.
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Ha! I guess I was showing my age!
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February 20, 2009
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this made me laugh way too much!
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February 23, 2009
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No! Alderan is peaceful; we have no pants!
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March 29, 2011
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“these are not the pants you are looking for”
Side note: Are you a fan of Family Guy Star Wars parodies (“something, something Dark Side” etc)? I love them, but I can imaging they might be sacrilege to a true afficionado!
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May 9, 2011
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I thought the star wars lines with pants are funny. I even searched for Darth Vader if he is wearing pants. It is because I only observe the Lightsabers they usually use.
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June 13, 2011
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Hahahaha This is Hilarious, this would make people’s day. Sometime one needs a good laugh and “Star Pants” just made my day…
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July 21, 2011
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I saw a similar thing recently on Twitter to do with films – add ‘in my pants’ to film titles.
eg Its a Wonderful Life In My Pants
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July 23, 2011
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Heya i am for the first time here. I found this board and I find It really useful
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November 3, 2011
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Holy cow these are hilarious! My favorite: “I want them alive. No pants.” -Vader
Thanks for posting. Made my day.
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December 31, 2011
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Woah, glad to see your interested in Darth Vaders pants…….