If Darth Vader Twittered

18 posted on June 18, 2009

Like me, you’ve probably sat up at night scratching your head and wondering what it would be like if the Dark Lord of The Sith were on Twitter, right? Well, wonder no more. You’re welcome.

Note to self: Pull out another carbonite unit to freeze this bartender who is taking forever to bring my my drink
Can’t wait to finish this stupid Death Star. Could these idiots work any slower? I may have to do some more Force choking… #DeathStar
http://www.twitpic.com/7mbly Travel regulations these days really suck. Don’t they know who I am?
#FollowFriday Give it up for my Dark Side bros @BobbaFett @EmperorPalpatine @AdmiralPiett
Hitting the cantina on Endor later on tonight. Anyone up for drinks? That’s a hypothetical question. If you don’t come I’ll kill you.
http://www.twitpic.com/7mcdz Visiting @LukeSkywalker. hehehe
While my suit may look pretty badass it chafes like you wouldn’t believe on hot days like today! #$@#%!
Choking someone with the force never gets old. Being the Dark Lord of the Sith sure has its benefits.
@JediMaster Seriously? Everyone knows the @DarkSide can kick your butt. Let’s just agree to disagree. Either that or I can kill you.
Disappointed that @LukeSkywalker won’t get to be my flunky. Difficult to make someone your right-hand man after you’ve cut it off.
Another benefit of my suit is that I can fall asleep in @EmperorPalpatine’s boring meetings without anyone anyone noticing! Facemask FTW!!
http://www.twitpic.com/7me6s Trying out a new “eco-friendly” lightsaber @EmperorPalapatine is proposing for energy cutbacks. Not impressed.

Got any more Tweets you think Vader would have Twittered?

** UPDATE ** You can read more hilarious Darth Vader Tweets, where else? Twitter.com/DarthVader of course! Someone just forwarded me his Twitter account. Follow him…or die.

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1 Adam O said:

You’re a special person Brad… very special.

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2 Shellie (baylormum) said:

Bwahahahahaha! ROFL.

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3 Zack said:

I love it! Especially the airport twitpic!

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4 Jay Caruso said:

Hilarious. I love that third one.

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5 Brunettekoala said:

this is hilarious!!!

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6 DK Snyder said:

You’re my hero.

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7 CJ Mills said:

WWVT bracelets…I can seem them now!

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8 themisfit said:

very creative!

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9 Jason Ruggles said:

If Darth Vader twittered, I MAY think about finally signing up.
But probably not if Luke twittered… It’d be too whiney.

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10 sTim said:

You forgot the requisite “I don’t really understand how to use this thing” post that everyone feels the need to start with these days.

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11 Brooke Campbell said:

Creative post, but I think Darth Vader would be more interested in a site like Youtube over Twitter. Think it would give him more exposure, plus can’t picture him hissing orders in only 140 characters.

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