Doggy Kisses: Cute or Creepy?
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I know there are dog lovers out there who give their dogs kisses every day and think nothing of it. In fact, you may even prefer your canine companionship to your fellow humans. Then there are those of you who, like me, throw up a little in their mouth whenever you see someone kissing their dog on the mouth.
My rule of thumb is never let anything kiss you on the lips that licks its own butt. But hey, that’s just me. I’m kinda silly about stuff like that.

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January 18, 2010
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I dunno ’bout creepy… but it’s pretty gross. Andy while we’re talking about dogs and gross… two words. dog farts.
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January 18, 2010
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I am always raising my voice at my wife for kissing the dogs. She’s a vet, she loves animals, I know. I love animals too. I just don’t want to make out with them. And I don’t really want to kiss my wife after she’s been kissing a dog either!
She doesn’t really let them lick her face though. You know that saying about how a dog has a cleaner mouth than you, because of the enzymes and stuff he has in his mouth? I asked her about that and she said it’s a stupid lie. Dogs eat feces and dead things. Their mouths are dirty.
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January 18, 2010
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Read my lips: NOT A CHANCE!
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January 18, 2010
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DISGUSTING and Creepy!
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January 18, 2010
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OH SO CREEPY
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January 18, 2010
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GAG!
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January 18, 2010
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Umm.. dogs eat stuff you may not want that close to your mouth. Just saying.
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January 18, 2010
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well, that picture is creepy.
but confession: i let my dog lick my face. but she’s little and adorable. so it is okay, right? lol.
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January 18, 2010
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Nope.
Gross.
I’ve seen the places our cute little toy poodle licks.
Nope. Not gonna happen.
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January 18, 2010
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I love dogs, not creepy, but like you Brad, anything that licks its own hoo hoo more than once a day let alone probably more realistically like 50 times a day I am gonna say how bout no Scott!!!
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January 18, 2010
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BJ – You said you wouldn’t kiss anything that kissed its own butt “more than once a day”…so if it only kissed its butt just one time a day you would kiss it?
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January 18, 2010
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Oh my, the adult content today!!! Ha! I am allergic to dogs. If they lick me anywhere I break out in hives! I’m out.
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January 18, 2010
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I’m with you…it grosses me out when people let dogs kiss them on the mouth!!! (and I love dogs, for the record)
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January 18, 2010
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Creepy… I don’t even care that much about the germs. It’s idea of kissing a dog. I guess I’m just more selecting with my kisses than that.
-Marshall Jones Jr.
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January 18, 2010
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Not on the face…one of my friends thought it was cute when her kids gave doggy kisses( they would lick you on the cheek) When they did it to me, I didn’t like it at all…not cute. Totally gross.
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January 18, 2010
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That is creepy!
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January 18, 2010
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what I don’t get is people who are grossed out by 2 dudes kissing, but aren’t grossed out by human & dog/animal kissing. I think the whole dog kissing thing is disgusting. Why not lick the inside of a toilet bowl? Eww!
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January 18, 2010
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I let my dog lick my face but I cover my mouth with my hand and then wash my face.
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January 18, 2010
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I lick my dog’s face.
*crickets*
Just kidding.
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January 18, 2010
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I agree completely with you “never let anything kiss you on the lips that licks its own butt.” People often say “don’t touch that you dont know where it’s been.” In actual fact, with dogs, you DO know where it’s been. YUCK.
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January 18, 2010
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I won’t let my dog kiss me in the lips… but I’ll let her lick my face. In my defense I wash my face immediately, sometimes.
#15 That’s worse than doggy kisses.
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January 18, 2010
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*shudders*
No…..just no…
*shudders*
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January 18, 2010
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We only let our dogs kiss us after they’ve brushed their teeth…
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January 18, 2010
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I think Tripp Crosby has a pretty good response to this post…trippcrosby.com
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January 19, 2010
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One guy that use to babysit my brothers and I would let our Boxer tackle him to the ground and lick him IN HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
So so gross…
No thank you
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January 19, 2010
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As a person who uses “dogkisser” as their “handle” – I believe that dogkisses are veritably lifesaving. Although I do admit that I try to have my dogs lick something in between something like their ass and my face. Sort of like fancy restaurants serve gelato in between very full of taste courses to cleanse our palates.
Certainly to live life as a dogkisser is a lifestyle choice not chosen by everyone, but for those who like it, they like it a lot.
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January 19, 2010
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Joan – Wow…you win the “doggie lover of the year” award! I went to your blog and you are hard-core! How many dogs do you have?
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January 19, 2010
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haha! I only have 4 dogs at the moment! In my area of the world there is no restriction on how many dogs you can own – only your income dictates how many is reasonable, and at this point in my life 4 is a good number – although 2 are small and 2 are large – so really it’s more like I have the equivalent of 2.75 or 3 dogs. My blog goes back to 2003 though and my numbers have gone up and down a bit over that time.
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January 19, 2010
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I notice that your blog seems to be a faith based blog, so I thought that maybe you might feel a little bit more inclined towards the unconditional love that a dog kiss offers after you watch a fabulous video called “GoD and DoGs” by Wendy Francisco at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H17edn_RZoY if you want to go there. It’s quite awesome. She’s also got a website at http://wendyfrancisco.com/
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January 20, 2010
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Joan… you are sounding like a cat person. It’s creeping me out.
On the other hand, Sachi, my little 7 lb. ninja warrior princess is the greatest dog ever. She can lick my face. Like twice. Not for a half hour or anything. It’s all good.
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January 20, 2010
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I am definitely not a cat person. Cats to me are just cheap dog toys that every once in a while become expensive dog toys
Everyone has a different calling in life, Brad – just because you don’t understand it doesn’t make it creepy, thank dog that everyone doesn’t think like you (or me) because the world would be a very boring place. As the saying goes, it takes all kinds to make a world. And it needs the kinds of people who are not repulsed by the idea of sentient beings who are not human sharing affection (and I mean that in a non-creepy, completely non-sexual way of course).
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January 20, 2010
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Brad,
if it only licked it once than thats ok…LOL
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March 10, 2010
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Oh my gosh!! That is sooooooooo gross! sick.
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February 9, 2012
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I agree with you!- It is downright disgusting!- I have a poodle and pom/yorkie mix and they kiss each other all day long! and I mean they make a love fest of it after they have both cleaned each others genitals and their faces. Need I mention after they have both been out in the yard eating god knows what! I love them both dearly but neither of my dogs are allowed to kiss me. They lick my hands all the time as a way of saying thank you and I allow that but I immediately wash them afterwards. Some people are just nasty and disgusting! YUCK!!